This Post is Rated R
Posted on 03. Mar, 2011 by Steph in Asia, Destinations
The shop owners in South East Asia don’t always have a great grasp on the English language, so one of my new favorite past times is spotting the strange misspellings and turns of phrase that can be found on menus, shop fronts and signs.
This place in Hanoi blows them all out of the water though:

Yes, Cock is the name of the store. I couldn’t really tell what they were selling…. interior design stuff maybe.
I was extra pleased on my last day in Hanoi when I saw this:
Sometimes it’s just the little things…






Julia
03. Mar, 2011
This is hilarious! I did see a cafe in Hoi An called “Titty”, but this beats that hands down
Steph
06. Mar, 2011
aww man, how’d i miss that!
Michael
03. Mar, 2011
Best catch in Vietnam. #win
Steph
06. Mar, 2011
Thought you’d enjoy that!
Wanderingtrader
03. Mar, 2011
hahahaha!!! Love this post!! Great stuff
Connie
03. Mar, 2011
Hilarious! I mean, what can you expect from a country who’s currency is called the “dong”? Hee hee, I still giggle every time I say it. You should have seen me during the three months I traveled in Vietnam. I just couldn’t stop tittering whenever I had to buy something and hand over some “dong”.
Steph
06. Mar, 2011
Yeah, I thought of pretty much every dong joke there is.
Anthony
03. Mar, 2011
Hahahahaahahahahahaahhahaha….that’s all!
Amanda
03. Mar, 2011
Haha, awesome! I love stumbling across stuff like this abroad!
Mike
03. Mar, 2011
Ah its the small things which make you laugh.
Michael
03. Mar, 2011
Wow! That made me laugh out loud at my desk! I took a great picture of a women’s clothing shop in Punta del Este, Uruguay with a giant sign that said “TITS” on it
Steph
06. Mar, 2011
Haha, maybe part of the same chain!
Kelly
03. Mar, 2011
engrish.com …you’ll love it! It’s a site documenting these little mistranslations and mispellings
Steph
06. Mar, 2011
Well there goes my productivity. THANKS.
Amy
03. Mar, 2011
Love it! I love seeing shirts and signs with terrible English grammar! As an English teacher, I should cringe, but it just makes me smile!
Steph
06. Mar, 2011
Me too, it’s endearing somehow.
Andi of My Beautiful Adventures
03. Mar, 2011
OMG, I’m blushing!
Christina
03. Mar, 2011
Bahahaha! Well at least they’re upfront about it!
Bocas Hughes
03. Mar, 2011
LOL! Perfect match Hahahahaha!
Candice
03. Mar, 2011
Don’t mind if I do!
Tijmen
06. Mar, 2011
I wonder how they would react if you would tell them what it actually means
Steph
06. Mar, 2011
I wonder if anyone has ever mentioned it to them!
Nicole
06. Mar, 2011
That is too funny! Oh my gosh, I’d probably do a double take if I saw that in person!
Dustin Main - Skinny Backpacker
09. Mar, 2011
I love signs, and Asia is a gold mine for them. I also appreciate the ‘ying’ and ‘yang’ of the post, representing both sides
Rebecca
13. Mar, 2011
Tee hee!
Elise
14. Mar, 2011
Ha! Love it! I think the signs and misspellings are some of the best things about Asian countries! We have a whole section on our website dedicated to the random signs we see! One of my favourites was when we were in Hanoi and there is a brand of ice cream called ‘Fanny’…we call something else in Australia your ‘fanny’ and it’s not your butt…Ha haQ
Leslie (Downtown Traveler)
06. Jun, 2011
Too cute! I like your X-rated post… it fulfilled my expectations